What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife

Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited

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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don’t make it a habit bcoz I’m not free every night

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Imagine If Musharraf,
Shujat,
Altaf,
Zerdari,
Nawaz, R Sailin In A Boat If It Sinks Who'l B Safe?Guess?
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"Pakistan"...

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Woman has man in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
female has male in it,
Madam has adam in it,
so girls r always incomplete without boys.


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Some One Is Loving you;
Caring for you;
Watching over you;
Protecting you
Guess Who?

Neighbour's Dog

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Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile