Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It’s When You
Don’t Try For
Her Sister

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Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her…

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What is the difference between

Talent and Intelligence?

Walking on a tight rope

above Niagara falls is Talent.

Not trying such a thing,

is Intelligence.

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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK(KILLED)….

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A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.

WHY?

HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED!