Men who don't understand women fall into two groups:
Bachelors and Husbands.

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When ever u feel sad..
When ever u think life is impossible
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
And show u way to jump

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To be is to Do.
-Socrates
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To do is to Be.
-Plato
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Do be do BE do.
-Scooby Doo

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Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.
But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother .
Here, heroine’s brother loves villain’s sister .
But villain’s sister loves hero’s brother.

Again!, hero’s brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain.

Finally two people commit suicide.
Who’re they? ……….. Producer and the Director!


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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.