Friday, April 17, 2009

Flirt Poetry

The ice was so thin we could hear
it crack and suddenly it was
broken.
Standing exposed with our feelings
afloat
As if we could ever avoid them.
Drawn like water to seek it’s own
level,
Somehow they were bound to
surface.
More than amusement,more than a
dream,
More like a reaction to reality
Somehow it was bound to happen.
The mystery was a novel,
Now the story must unfold.
Now [...]

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Her bäät sämjäne k liay nähi höti,
Zindägi hämaishä pänäy k liay nähi höti..
Yääd to hr pal ääti häi äpki Mägr,
Här yääd jätänay k liye nähi höti..


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Pucho na us kagaz se jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.
Tanhayi me beeti baate tamam likhte hai.
Woh Kalam bhi diwani ho gayi jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

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Suno ächä nhi lgtä
käre jäb Täzkrä köi
käre jäb Täbsrä köi
Tùmhri Zäät kö khöje
Tùmhri Bäät kö söche
Mùje ächä nähi lgtä
Suno ächä nähi lgtä
Tumhri müsküräht pär
hzärö lög märte hön
Tùmhri äik ähät pär
hzärö dil dhärkty hön
kisi kä Tum pe
yün märnä . . !
Mùje ächä nähi lgtä
Suno ächä nhi lgtä
k TUM kö phööl
b dekhen . . . .
TUMHARE päs
se

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Wo Pyari si Hansi tere Chehre ki,
Wo Kajal se Saji Aankhen teri,
Wo Dil kashi Zulfein teri,
Wo Khil khilata hua Chehra tera,
Wo Madhosh kar dene wala Ehsaas tera,
Mujhko mujhi se Chura le gaya,
Mujhe tera Deewana bana le gaya…
Wo Dilnasheen Baatein teri,
Wo Pyar bhare shabd tere,
Wo Sweet si Aawaz teri,
Mera Dil Chura le gayi….

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haman ko sajay boht din huway.
Tumhain pass bulaye boht din huway .
Kish din Achank chale Aao tum.
Hamein Muskaray bahot din Huway .

Flirt Poetry

Daikhi jo meri nabz tou kuch sochnay k baad,
Lia haath mai kagaz or bemaar-e-ishq likh dia..,
Qurbaan kyun na jaun mai aisay hakeem kay.,
Nuskhay mai jis nay sharbat-e-dedaar likh dia…!

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Tum jis chaand ko dekhthe ho
Mein uss chaand ko dekh kar tumhein apni bahoon ke darmiyaan paata hun
Tum kya jaano tum kya ho
Jo aftaab tumhein dekh kar uthta hai
Mein ussey tumhari aankhon ki roshni mein dekhta hun
Tum kya jaano tum kya ho
Jo baharein tumhari khushboo se chith jaati hai
Unn kaliyon ko tumharey kadmon ke peechey

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Tu bol uthy to lafz khushbo.
Tu soch le to kheyal khushbo.
Submited by apnayaar.com
Tery ta’aluq se ban gae hain,
Jwab khushbo Swal khushbo

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Patthar tha Magar Baraf k Galon ki tarha tha
Ek Shakhs Andheron mai Ujaalon ki tarha tha
Khawbon ki tarha tha na Khayalon ki tarha tha
Woh Ilm-e-Riyaazi k Sawalon ki tarha tha
Uljha hua aisa k kabhi Hal ho nahi paya
Suljha hua aisa k Misaalon ki tarha tha
Wo Mil to gaya tha Magar apna hi Muqaddar
Shatranj ki Uljhi [...]

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ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen()
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji yar asif

Flirt Poetry

Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon ?
Pholoon Ki Woh Mehakti Khushboo
Barish Ka Woh Bhega Pani
Aur Hawa Mein Thi Jo Rawani
Kya Uss Mousam Ka Khumaar Likhoon?
Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon?
Thi Chehrey Par Unkey Masomiyat
Aankhoon Mein Thi Thori Shararat
Aur Baatoon Mein Woh Nazakat
Kya Unka Rangeen Mizaaj Likhoon?
Kuch Likhna chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon?
Unka Aaker

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Tum kabi na meri azmaish kar sako ge
Jan se ziada kia farmaish kar sako ge
Peyar karte hain itna jitna samandar me pani
Kia tum pani ki pemaish kar sako ge

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Jiski BAATON ne mujhi ko mujhse se CHURA liya,
Mere liye meri SAANSE hai wo shaqs…
Jiski har ek ADA ne mujhe Pagal bana diya.
Mere liye meri saari KHUSHIYA hai wo shaqs…
Jise khush Dekh kar mera dil khush hua,
Mere liye mera NOOR hai wo shaqs…
Jise mai apna DILBAR, DILKASHI keh saku,
Mere liye MERI _____ hi hai wo [...]


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haman ko sajay boht din huway.
Tumhain pass bulaye boht din huway .
Kish din Achank chale Aao tum.
Hamein Muskaray bahot din Huway .

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ek ajab sa ehasaas he aaj kal
is khumari ka naam to batao
shaam hote hi tadap uthta he dil
is dard-e-dil ka ilaaj to batao
tere hi tassavur me guzare har pal
tum zulfon ko mere chehre pe felaao
teri khushbu se mehak uthti he sanse meri
tum u hi nazron se mujhko pilao
yahi tamanna he yahi aarzu meri
taumr har shaam

Flirt Poetry

badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai

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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi..
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi..

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Nabaz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka bimar likh diya,
main kyu na jaun qurbaan us hakim ke,
jisne ilaaz main tera dedaar likh diya .

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Aao sath
me Dunya ko
bant lein
Samander apka Lehrain Humari
Asman apka
Sitare Humare
Suraj apka
Roshni Humari
Chalo aisa
Karen sab
kuch apka
Aur ap Humare,!

Flirt Poetry

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

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Roshan Tumhi se dunya, Ronaq tumhi jahan ki
Pholoon mein palne wali, Rani hoo gulstan ki
Salamat rahoo….
Nazuk hoo naaz se bhi, tum pyaar se b pyari
Tum Husan se haseen hoo, Kia baat hai tumhari
Aankoon mein do jahan hain, tumhari,

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TADPA jati hain aksar unki, yeh jhukti hui aankhen,
jab uth-ti hain yeh aankhen, to yahi dua ban jati hain……
yeh unki di hui TADAP-AE-ISHQ hai, ya unki hai dua,
jo raaton ko jagne ki vazah ban jaati hai

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Aa gaya dil kissipe aana tha
Aapka husn ik bahana tha
Iptada-e-shabab bhi kya thi
Chand taaron me aashiyana tha
Tinke tinke se mil ke roye hum
Jaisa har tinka aashiyana tha
Ab to hai kunj kafas se badhtar
Aap rahte to aashiyana tha
Barq ka shukriya ada kar loon
Kitna be-noor aashiyana tha
Maine ghutkar kafas me dam todaa
Saamne mera aashiyana tha

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Tum na maano magar hakeekat hai,
Ishq insaan kee jaroorat hai,
Uski mehful mein baith kar dekho,
Zindagi kitnee khoobsurat hai.

Flirt Poetry

Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.

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Aik pyari si larki hay wo,
Meray dil main rehti hay jo,
Meray sapni ki rani hay,
Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo,
Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho,
Itna pyara hasti hay wo,
Koyal ki koo koo say ziyada,
Geet sureela gati hay wo,
Anakhan us ki, kiya kehna
Jaisay koi neeli jheel or wo,
Mera uska rishta hay kuch aisa,
Jaisay dil [...]

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tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo
tum meri chaht ho tumhe koi chahe kyo,
tum mera aina ho tumhe koi dekhe kyo,
tum meri dua ho tumhe koi mange kyo,

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Khud ko is dil main basanay ki ijazat day do,
Mujh ko tum apna bananay ki ijazat day do,
Tum meri zindagi ka ek haseen lamha ho,
Pholon say khud ko sajanay ki ijazat day do,
Mein kitna chahta hon kis tarah bataon tumhein,
Mujhey yeh batanay ki ijazat day do,
Tumhari raat si zulfon mein chand sa chahra,
Yeh jaan tum [...]

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The most MELA msg of the year,
Choclaty and Crunchy outside,
Creamy and Whitish inside,
Guess what is it?
?
?
?
COCKROACH
Aa gaya na mun main pani?

Flirt Poetry

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo
tum meri chaht ho tumhe koi chahe kyo,
tum mera aina ho tumhe koi dekhe kyo,
tum meri dua ho tumhe koi mange kyo,

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Har Dawa Dard Ko Barha Hi Dey
Ab To Ay DIL Usey Bhula Hi Dey

Flirt Poetry

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.



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I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN


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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM



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I heard that good looks can kill…
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.
So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

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A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Flirt Poetry

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye

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jhooti mobabbat.!!!
kitne vaade,
us ne muj se,
kai kai baar,
kiye thay or phir,
ye b kehti thi mujse,
ek pal b na g paoon gi,
bin tere mein mar jaoon gi,
teri sans se meri sans ka,
rishta jura howa hai pyare,
jab ta na tujh ko dekhon tu,
meri eid nahi hoti hai,
kitne dukh se,
main ye sab soch raha hon,
kyun k,,,,,,,
aaj muje maloom

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Intazar Rehta hai har Shaam Tera,
Ratein karti hain le kar Naam Tera.
Muddat se Bethey hain ye Ass le kar,
ke kab aye ga koi Peigham Tera..


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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”


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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Saturday, March 28, 2009

… Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

… Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

… Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

… Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

… Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

… Curling Irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

… Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

… Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

… Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

… Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife

Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited

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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don’t make it a habit bcoz I’m not free every night

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Imagine If Musharraf,
Shujat,
Altaf,
Zerdari,
Nawaz, R Sailin In A Boat If It Sinks Who'l B Safe?Guess?
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"Pakistan"...

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Woman has man in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
female has male in it,
Madam has adam in it,
so girls r always incomplete without boys.


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Some One Is Loving you;
Caring for you;
Watching over you;
Protecting you
Guess Who?

Neighbour's Dog

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Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....

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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

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Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE


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The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply, adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

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u r lovely..
u r perfect..
u r beatiful..
u r amazing..
u r sweet..
u r cute..
u r genius..
u r fantastic..
u r fabulous..
..................
sorry.. wrong number!

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A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,
But
Gives More Light.
Always Smile
and
Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light...!

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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.

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U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl…

April 1.

U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

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Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

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6 Ans given by different girls when get proposed…

1) No..
2) I need some time..
3) I have always seen you as a friend..
4) Already have a boyfriend..
5) We should concentrate on studies..
6) U don’t even know me properly! It’s just an infatuation..

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”
Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.
Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!!

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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

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A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups:
Bachelors and Husbands.

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When ever u feel sad..
When ever u think life is impossible
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
And show u way to jump

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To be is to Do.
-Socrates
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To do is to Be.
-Plato
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Do be do BE do.
-Scooby Doo

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Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.
But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother .
Here, heroine’s brother loves villain’s sister .
But villain’s sister loves hero’s brother.

Again!, hero’s brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain.

Finally two people commit suicide.
Who’re they? ……….. Producer and the Director!


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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It’s When You
Don’t Try For
Her Sister

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Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her…

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What is the difference between

Talent and Intelligence?

Walking on a tight rope

above Niagara falls is Talent.

Not trying such a thing,

is Intelligence.

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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK(KILLED)….

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A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.

WHY?

HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED!
Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday movies,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
“College life is nothing but heaven”.
Exclusively youth.

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Abbreviations for our degrees:

B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES

B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE

B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS

M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

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Important Notice!
To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The President has decided to Change his Name to,
MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!!

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True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

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Keep the school clean … stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

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Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..

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No matter how sad, no matter how sick,
I feel better just thinking of you...
but i'm happier each time i send you a message
'coz i know i'll be DISTURBING YOU!

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Do You Know The Value Of A Minute?

Well, It All Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are...!
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!

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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR

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Who‘s hot... Its U,
Who‘s
Charming... Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent... Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend... Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

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Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.
If I had a camera

I’ll snap every your movement

Every smile

Every actions

And keep in my
House to scare all ghosts ha…

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We''ve Known Each Other For Quite A While
Now, Do U Think We Can B More Than Friends?
Cos I like U Very Much
Will U B My Partner 2 Rob A Bank?

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Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable


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Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!

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Do you know the meaning of these things:
1.Girlfriend
2.Lover
3.Wife
4.EX Girlfriend

Very simple:
1:Prepaid
2:Postpaid
3:Lifetime
4:Missed Call